Phone conversation between Husband and his mother:
DH: This weekend, we ordered a crib.
MIL: Oh! I want to buy you the matching dresser/changing table.
DH: Actually, we already have a dresser for the baby. It was Mrs Whatsit’s mom’s when she was a kid.
MIL: But, what about a changing table?!
DH: We’re going to put one of those curved changing pads on top of the dresser.
MIL: But you need something with a lip so the changing pad doesn’t fall off!
DH: Look, we have a small apartment. If a new large piece of furniture comes in then we have to get rid of some of the furniture we already have and we’re not getting rid of Whatsit’s mom’s childhood dresser.
MIL: Okay, don’t get excited, I’m sure the baby will get changed somehow….